Nothing’s standing in my way. My perfect day would go like this.

Drew Brees calls tails. The coin lands tails. New Orleans decides to receive the opening kickoff. Saints fumble away the opening kickoff, and the Colts get a quick TD (on 4th and goal from the 2yd line). Saints receive again, this time, drive downfield and score a touchdown, 2+ yard TD run by Pierre Thomas.

2nd quarter, Saints go on a roll, TD pass to Colston, give up a FG, then a Darren Sharper pick 6, go into halftime up 21-10.

Peyton makes his usual push in the 2nd half after yet another Saints touchdown. 28-24. Brees is unphased, drives downfield again, TD on a screen to Reggie Bush. On the PAT, they fumble the snap, kicker picks up the ball, floats it into the endzone…COMPLETE! 2 pt conversion. Saints up 36-24. Peyton drives downfield yet again, Touchdown, cuts it to 36-31. Brees throws an early in the halfway through the 4th quarter. No matter, after a long drive by the Colts, Sharper picks Manning off again, and returns it for another 6, or lays down to eat clock for the FG..so either 43-31 or 39-31. Peyton’s last futile attempt ends up with yet another Sharper INT. 3 for the game. Larry Brown, Dexter Jackson, eat your hearts out.

Longest FG 42 yards
Shortest TD 2 yards

(Inspiration for the title was…)

clintshane
@SeanCablinasian in my perfect world, the saints score first and last, but lose by 3 in a game in the 40s.
about 1 hour ago from Seesmic in reply to SeanCablinasian

As well as this from the past…

Seems like everyone who has “perfect days” ends up naked in a picture or on video…

(This post is Rated R for retarded)

1stQ - Ov10.5 [20/17.39]
1stH - NO +3 / Ov28.5 [20/54.55]
Coin Toss - Tails [12.54/12.42]
IND 4th Down - Yes [5/6.50]
NO Scorers - Ov3.5 [5/4]
Players w/Pass - Ov2.5 [5/9]
Last score - NotTD [5/9]
1st T.O. - Fum [5/6.25]
Tot INTs - Ov2.5 [5/7.50]
Score 1st=W - No [5/7.25]
Tot KORet - Ov9 [5/3.70]
Long FG - Un42.5 [5/4.35]
Rec Open KO - NO [5/4.76]
Short TD - Ov1.5Yd [5/5.75]
Coin Toss - Saints [5/4.76]
NO Score - 43 [1/100]
NO Score - 39 [1/100]
Saints -7.5 [40/180]
Saints W/Ov56.5 [40/166.18]
MVP - D. Sharper [20/600]